Comments | sandwichofdoubt: 10th stain on the bathrobe

sandwichofdoubt

10th stain on the bathrobe

Sep 09, 2009 04:55

Azzip is still open. Do excuse us if there's any drop in the quality of the pizzas, as i'm filling in for Duo until he feels better.

[Find Arthur dutifully working away at his sammiches at the Azzip counter. He hums some complete lack of tune, like you'd hear a prole humming in 1984. He's purposefully projecting a calm, friendly atmosphere... ( Read more... )

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sun_trumpet September 9 2009, 17:59:52 UTC

[Salt works there so he's sitting on the counter watching Arthur and trying to make sense of what he's humming.]

sandwichofdoubt September 9 2009, 19:59:22 UTC

Oh, 'ey Salt, want to try one of these?

[He's experimenting with Yank style Italian subs. He deftly cuts a slice small enough for him. The humming has sort of turned in to Lost in the Supermarket, which could be the song of his life, if the supermarket contained fruit that was sentient and kidnapped you to perform eldritch probings on you.]

sun_trumpet September 10 2009, 14:26:28 UTC

Sure! [Comes forward to take a slice] What's in it?

sandwichofdoubt September 12 2009, 23:15:22 UTC

Meatball, marinara, melted provolone. I'm trying it New York style.

Thread 7

1week_wizard September 9 2009, 18:48:24 UTC

You are recovered yourself, then?

sandwichofdoubt September 9 2009, 20:00:33 UTC

Yes, i'm alright now, no thanks to you, you nutter.

1week_wizard September 10 2009, 00:01:10 UTC

Hmm...

You make sandwiches, correct?

sandwichofdoubt September 10 2009, 00:07:49 UTC

Correct, and a large variety of them.

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[Action] credit_to_team September 9 2009, 19:35:19 UTC

[Have a very large, very lost-looking man, wandering around the village. He peeks into Azzip, scoffs, and turns to leave. ...Then he notices someone making SANDWICHES. All thoughts of teams or colors go right out the window as he dashes towards Arthur, practically making the building shake with each gleeful step.]

[Action] sandwichofdoubt September 9 2009, 20:03:10 UTC

[Things go tumbling and pots clatter to the floor with Heavy's approach. A glass shatters. Arthur looks up at a man who's practically the size of a Vogon and asks in a terrified voice...]

What'll you be having...sir?

[Action] credit_to_team September 9 2009, 20:11:08 UTC

You are sandvich-maker, da? [He leans over the counter, staring poor Arthur right in the face.] I want veeeery specific sandvich.

[Action] sandwichofdoubt September 9 2009, 20:20:22 UTC

[Oh god. Oh God.]

Finest that ever drew bread knife to loaf, sir. What can I make you?

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[Action] nilradiance September 11 2009, 04:28:09 UTC

[Someone is restless. ...And hungry. Hello have a Cloud carting his sword on his back into the restaurant. Eyes Arthur making sandwiches for a bit, and then:]

I want a sandwich. Meat, cheese, and lettuce.

[Action|excuse the extreme lateness] sandwichofdoubt September 23 2009, 09:52:38 UTC

Liked the last one, eh?

[He says, mistaking this Cloud for the other. What Arthur brings out with him after a moment's slicing in the back is a perfectly normal sandwich, on hearty whole grain, with delicate slices of Perfectly Normal Beast, lightly toasted.]

Here you are. The cheese is provolone, the meat is Perfectly Normal Beast.

[Plus a tiny bit of chipotle-mayo sauce. It needed it.]

[Action|s'okay!] nilradiance September 23 2009, 19:27:57 UTC

I didn't have a last one. [Muttered a bit.]

[...That ingredient is netting Arthur a Look.] What kind of beast.

[action|this is the latelog] sandwichofdoubt October 15 2009, 08:08:25 UTC

Perfectly Normal Beast. Kindof a nondescript big mammalian thing. Charges at stuff.

[Oh but it's rich and nutty and you wouldn't believe where they migrate to.]