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Heavy has done his penance. He is welcome in Azzip again.
[Action: Arthur can be found there too. He's hidden all sharp objects and removed all glass and porcelain from the tables because Heavy is likely to hurt himself and others in his enthusiasm, as he tends to bound in like a gigantic puppy.] -
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For harming others and defending those who do, the following people are barred from Azzip indefinitely:
Heavy Weapons Guy
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[11th stain on the bathrobe|backdated to before the rain]
[Who's out on the edge of the village? It's Arthur. He's doing something quite peculiar looking. He runs at nothing in particular, then trips and falls into the tall grass, adding more dirt to the robe. He gets up, brushes himself off, repeats the process several more times, getting more and more dirty until he seems to give up, starts walking back ( Read more... ) -
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Azzip is still open. Do excuse us if there's any drop in the quality of the pizzas, as i'm filling in for Duo until he feels better.
[Find Arthur dutifully working away at his sammiches at the Azzip counter. He hums some complete lack of tune, like you'd hear a prole humming in 1984. He's purposefully projecting a calm, friendly atmosphere... ( Read more... ) -
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I know we're all occupied with how we're gonna charge out and kick the invaders' arse but has anyone given some thought to the fact that we have quite a few kids here? Are there any plans for their safety? -
[8th stain on the bathrobe|Video]
[The video opens to Arthur clearing his throat. As usual he has a kind of resigned frown on his face.]
The guns you've been given are an artifact of immense power from my home universe. They're point of view guns and...well, i'll just let the Guide explain. [He opens his guide, centers the journal on it.]
Now this might not seem like something ( Read more... ) -
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I've given Haruki a rather strange and useful book called The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It contains entries on most of the worlds and people you might find in my home universe. Now that i'm here in Luceti, i've concluded that the best person to carry on the traditions of this book and help to fill it in is Haruki Suzumiya ( Read more... ) -
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Oh bugger all!
Guess who's running from the explosions and such! Yep, it's Arthur. His bathrobe trails behind him as he dodges. Feel free to be the character causing him such distress. Anyway, there's a particularly close call which launches him off the ground. With the earth racing towards him, the laws of the universe kick in to prevent him ( Read more... ) -
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Wow, what a twat I was the week of the curse...Don't think I was rude to anybody but my own dignity.
SRS Brigade or whatever it is I joined, sorry mates but i'm not really interested.
[Private to Duo]
Things work out with your boy?
[OOC: Please feel free to tell him that he has no choice. If you like, he may have told them about the ( Read more... ) -
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This place is so bloody boring I could stab myself with a rusty icepick. Anybody know how I can get some excitement around 'ere?
[How did he ever find a snowboard? Nevertheless he has it. He's on top of one of the mountains, boarding down. Only there's no snow. So he's...dirtboarding. His natural phlegmatic boringness has been reversed and now he ( Read more... )
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