I hate you, Good Day New York.

[sanguine37]

I left work early because I was feeling like mucus-filled death. So, I sat on the nearly empty local R on my way home, glaring at the Good Day New York advertisements surrounding me. I've complained to Rhett about ths fucking ad before so this will be repetitive for at least one of you

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[stakingaclaim]

Okay, it looks like there's some sort of fly-fishing maneuver involved based on the instructions. Do you get money for doing this dance on TV? Because it seems like you'd look pretty goofy doing it on TV and I just don't see the point in being on TV to do a goofy dance if I'm not getting paid.

[sanguine37]

I think dancing on TV is supposed to be its own reward.

[bightchee]

URGENT

Dear Sir,

Re: You being lame

It has come to our attention that you are posting lame replies on Livejournal. An example may be found at the follow internet address:
http://sanguine37.livejournal.com/117992.html?thread=308200#t308200

You have the rest of your life to stop being lame. The sooner the better.

Failing this, we will apply for an injunction, and will also seek to recover costs and damages (plus interest) for your tortious acts and conduct.

This is our final communication to you on this matter, and we look forward to hearing from you as a matter of urgency.

Yours faithfully
Rhett

[stakingaclaim]

Dear Madam,
I regret to inform you that my state of lameness is a stable state for me. It takes an inordinate amount of work not to be lame, and until I am assured that I will be fairly compensated for that work, I will continue to be lame until such time that I cease to function. Your understanding is appreciated.
Regards,
Smamanda

[bightchee]

DENIED