(50 year old man and me. He wants a jacket in a smaller size ( Read more... )

Elizabeth, my coworker, is not a happy woman. She's a kind one and even quite friendly. But she's not happy. She immigrated here with her husband and children 4 years ago and is heading home to Guyana for the first time since sometime in April. That makes her somewhat happy. She's 50 years old, with two young teenagers who are forgetting how ( Read more... )

From now on I shall have all piercings done with a dermal punch for it is gooood. I've never had a less painful/uncomfortable time of this. I've even been able to sleep on my sides. I did a bit of a soak today to get any lymph out and noticed later that I had some crusties because of it. Good stuff. My immune system at work. It's a good thing ( Read more... )

I called Brian over at Sacred last night. Here are the results:


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How To Fuck a Dolphin"The dolphin has prehensile control over his penis, so he sometimes uses it as an sensory appendage with which to probe the ocean floor." That means the motherfucker can grab onto things like a monkey and it's prehensile tail. Yes, a dolphin's penis can grab onto a monkey and it should. Always ( Read more... )

( WARNING: As if the subject weren't enough, stay away from this post if you can't handle implications about my having sex. )

There's a demon stealing lives at Macy's ( Read more... )

I'm heading out for work in about 10 minutes so I decided to use this time to just write a little. I'm sleepy as hell. I really just want to crawl under the covers with Rhett, even if he's watching crappy cartoons. Wait... I just turned my head. He's not watching cartoons. He's watching something much more disturbing than that. It looks like ( Read more... )

We just received a Christmas card in the mail form my mother and stepfather. Inside was a 5 dollar bill with a post it note, accompanied by coupons for lotto tickets. The post it note reads, "This $5.00 is to buy the lotto. It EXPIRES on 12/31/04 ( Read more... )

STOP WITH THE FREAKING QUIZES!

Fuckers.