"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance ( Read more... )

Church Bulletin and Announcement Mistakes ( Read more... )

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can't hear. So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left ( Read more... )

Well today paid the fees and crap, took a little look around. Dunno where any of my classes are, but i got my ID card and noticed a few things. They have some hot ass girls in that school, jesus christ. I expected paying fees to be boring. Other than that, not really prepared for tomorrow, sounds busy, but hopefully not too much work involved. ( Read more... )

I was typing an entry about how much i'll missed EJH and thinks it was one of the best experiences, until my finger slipped and hit the back button on my mouse. Anyway, i'll post some specific memories, until then keep yourself entertained with this.

I borrowed some RATM to help me.

It's a beautiful world we live in ( Read more... )

Sliq (1:01:17 PM): well, i know it couldnt be anything physical, so im going to say you became so pathetic you enganged in cyber sex
waylayer84 (1:01:28 PM): hahaha......cyber sex indeed
waylayer84 (1:01:34 PM): however, there is a twist
waylayer84 (1:01:39 PM): it was a threesome....:-D

T.S.: But they're engaged ( Read more... )

the dreams just get weirder and weirder

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