I'm gonna be like Cal and let my folks know.. if they didn't already... that I won't be on LJ anymore.

If you want to find me hit me up...

Riding with a friend the other day I was reminded of this indisputable fact.. women more than men are crappier drivers ( Read more... )

While it would seem like the President doesn't like poor (including ( Read more... )

Okay ( Read more... )

So... is it too much for people to accept parent life with the idea that they can't do what they used to do before ( Read more... )

I just saw a midget riding to the metro on a razor scooter.

I swear, aint summer grand?

It has come to my attention that since we have passed out of the sensitive male era...  people have forgotten:

**¡¡¡REMINDER!!!**¡¡¡REMINDER!!!**¡¡¡REMINDER!!!***¡¡¡REMINDER!!!**

MEN are from Mars and WOMEN are from Venus.

I say this because this distinction must be clarified.   Such clarity is important because.. too much ( Read more... )

the Wit
(56% dark, 34% spontaneous, 22% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're ( Read more... )

I made this up for my LJ.. but posted it elsewhere... if you've read it... don't bitch to me.. uh... go watch something or read Vina's blog.  She's more entertaining anyway.

I saw The Island and if you see one crappy movie this summer.. make sure it's something else. Vina had it right... HOW does this guy keep making movies?

Michael Bay (the ( Read more... )

I can't sleep, y'all ( Read more... )