Well another birthday has come.

I usually don't celebrate birthdays.  I don't care much for them.

If you haven't made and forward progress in the year... what is the ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, he rang twice against Jordan ( Read more... )

What time is it?

Oh yeah.. FRIDAY FIVE!

1) Would you rather live in a world with or without technology such as computers, cars, airplanes, bombs?
With!  man... life without comps would be life without... the net!  Where would I get my porn?

2) If you had to live without either heating in your house or air conditioning, which one would you keep ( Read more... )

So I got a new job ( Read more... )

OH.. it's me!

Folks I have been at work for the past two days working my ass off to get up to speed on what is going on in this office. I am working for a California Congresswoman so things are lovely. I just thought I should let ya'll know. Woo hoo!

Since I don't know jack about my blood type and stuff....

Friday Five:
1. Do you use profanity? Golly, yeah
2. What are your favorite words of frustration? Holy muthersucka Jesus frickin' Christo!
3. Did your parents ever swear in front of you? H-e-double hocky sticks, yes!  Gosh, my dad cusses so much you'd think he was on the olympic team!
4. Do ( Read more... )

And these two guys enter.

Guy One: Damn you got a lotta shit in your pockets.

Guy Two: Yeah... (starts pullin out junk)

Guy One: What's all in there...

Guy Two: Well here's my wallet... uh some paper...

(Elevator pings - It's my floor)

Guy Two: And some condomns for your mom.

Moral of the story.. Don't ask questions you have no business

1. Which is worse, the Burning Question ~OR~ the Painful Truth?

The truth is always harder to face if it's painful.  As I grow up the questions flow easier.

2. "Live hard, die young and leave a beautiful corpse" ~OR~ "Live long and prosper"?

EVERYBODY knows it's Live long and prosper, muthabeeches.

3. Let bygones be bygones ~OR~ Bitch, I'll cut you ( Read more... )

This was a lil something my bro wrote during Kwanzaa...

On the OFFICIAL KWANZAA WEBSITE (it helps if you read that like god were speaking), the aim of Kujichagulia is "to define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves and speak for ourselves."  The first thing I thought of when I read this was the word "nigger" and our so-called attempts ( Read more... )

Goddamn ( Read more... )