FRANCH FRIES

[santaclow]

So, I cannot say that I've been participating in Health Month, but I have been experimenting with some other restrictive measures lately in an attempt to improve myself as a human being

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[_lambchop_]

Rats, you posted first! I might have known you would try to out-special me!

[_lambchop_]

You cannot placate me with such fine talk. I know that you have been handing out my mammet's personal recipe for crested parsnips and pickling them behind my back! Why don't you just parade around in her sweater with no knickers on while you romp with the reiki man?

[_lambchop_]

Keep up the good work! I don't know about pairing curried bananas with tuna, though, I recommend gilded plantains with sea salt.

[santaclow]

I was planning on plating the tuna with a light micro-cilantro and mignonette salsa, which should create a sort of tropical harmony between the fish and the fruit.

[_lambchop_]

Whoa. Prepare for the flying of undergarments.

[santaclow]

Nah, for that to happen, I'd have to break out my signature shredded cuttlefish tacos.

[billetdoux]

All this time I thought you were staring at the wall cursing these last six months.