I did not see the interview quoted from below so maybe someone can enlighten me. Are they just doing this ___ the ___ thing in a joking manner now or is this for fucking real ( Read more... )

We do not seem to have cabinet space for these new coconuts.

Where will they reside?

If i ever find out who you are, I will kill you immediately. The thing you just typed was the worst and most awful thing I've ever read in my life. I hate you so much, I cannot even think properly. I wish you solely the most miserable experiences life has to offer and wish for them to happen to you often and continuously until you die slowly and ( Read more... )

So, I cannot say that I've been participating in Health Month, but I have been experimenting with some other restrictive measures lately in an attempt to improve myself as a human being ( Read more... )

Hmm...I just came across the new Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds video on youtube and I can honestly say I don't know what to make of it yet. I suppose that it has been several years since the man has expected anyone to take him entirely seriously, and since then I've found the whole thing pretty refreshing. I guess it all started with him yelling "my ( Read more... )

This thing is pretty accurate ( Read more... )

Today I somehow came across an article on Wikipedia for a British comedy show from the 90's called 'Jam' and the written descriptions of the "skits" were some of the most insane things I had ever read (at least pertaining to a show that aired on national television). Curious, I looked it up on Youtube and was fairly blown away by finding the ( Read more... )

The entire New York City subway system was crippled today because it rained hard for an hour. Its amazing terrorists can motivate themselves to even get out of bed anymore.

It pleases me to announce that, after 4 years, I have finally found an image worthy of at least temporarily relieving the "Crazy-Faced Liam" photo of its duties serving as my user icon here.


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Apparently, in my attempts at scripting scenes in German, I am only able to achieve the level of humor of a small child. Here, our humble professor is called out for having accidentally taken home the "sex dancer" Lola's panties on his previous visit to The Blue Angel ( Read more... )