((OOC: Basically, this entire thing is set up outside. Assume that the thing spans all of December 24th - I'm just giving us a week to get the full experience!))

Outside the base, near the junkyard, Jolly has been busy. She's called in dozens of elves to decorate a huge space with icicle lighting, huge Christmas tress that are, at the smallest ( Read more... )

*Everyone will, inexplicably, find a Transformer-sized invitation pinned to their door. The calligraphy is darling!*

CHRISTMAS PARTY

When: December 24th
Where: Outside the Base

Drinks and snacks provided.

Show up or die.

((Next post will be the actual RP forum - forward-dated to Christmas eve!))

//MAIN SYSTEMS
....OPERATIONAL
//RUN HOME.EXE
....PROGRAM IS RUNNING
....SELECT HOME:
[1] FOR HOLIDAYS
[2] ON RANGE
[3] IN DREAMS
[4] WHERE HEART IS
....HOME IN DREAMS SELECTED

//INITIATE RECORDED MESSAGE "WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"
....INITIATED

"I hate all of you and I don't care if it's not very Christmas-spirit of me to say that. That ( Read more... )

//MAIN SYSTEMS:
......OPERATIONAL
//RADAR & COMMAND STATION:
.....OPERATIONAL AND ONLINE
//PRODUCTION PLANT:
....NON OPERATIONAL//WASSAIL ( Read more... )

Jolly here - I've been and gone by now, thank Jack Frost. I see that you've, once again, lost a part of your group. Do you guys need me to stay there and watch everything for you? Really, now, you're superintelligent aliens! Please be aware that the barrier is fully functioning, and so that means whoever has kidnapped your group this time is ( Read more... )

Jolly here, pausing a nonstop whirl of excitement here in the Bahamas to let you all know I'll be making a return trip sometime in the next week or two, in order to check up on the barrier and make sure you all aren't running it into the ground. Send me a grocery list and I'll pretend to try and get things for you.

( [Personal Computer Log #20200-117, (Unhackable)] )

Jolly here - your personal encryptions have been mostly fixed for your journals. Keep in mind that, well. They'll never be quite the same again, so unless you're very, very careful about your encryptions, chances are data might leak through. Then again, it isn't as though any of you do anything important enough to encrypt anything.And with that ( Read more... )

//INITIATE DEFENSE PROTOCOL "SEES WHEN SLEEPING ARK"
....INITIATED
//RUN EDITING SOFTWARE
....RUNNING

[[EDIT ENTRIES]][[DELETE ENTRIES]][[NEW ENTRY]]
....EDIT: BLACKOUT.SWS
........EDIT LEVEL STATUS: NAUGHTY
........EDIT CLEARANCE STATUS: 0
...SAVING FILE
....
.....
...FILE SAVED

[[EDIT ENTRIES]][[DELETE ENTRIES]][[NEW ENTRY ( Read more... )

This is taking longer than I thought.

Encryptions should be working again by the end of this week, if not sooner.

I have some elves to butcher motivate.

Also: This week has been incredibly enlightening.

This... took longer than I anticipated or agreed upon, this better not be cutting into my vacation time, but I believe my team what's left of it has completed what it needs to do here.

( Private Contact: Red Alert )