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[santovendetta]

I finally understand the phrase "have your cake and eat it too", it never made sense to me because if have a cake why shouldn't you be able to eat it? Well the old way of saying this phrase is a lot more clear, "you can't eat your cake and have it too". It finally makes sense, you cannot still have a cake after you have consumed it. It was a

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[freakyelfgirl]

you must be an idiot :P i guess i still love you though

[awesome_dsaga]

Yeah, I don't see why you would just want to own a cake.
I vote we change the saying to "Why is their a cake in your vegetable crisper?"

[abbey147]

or maybe "you gonna eat that?"

[santovendetta]

my vote goes for "is that a cake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, and either way can I eat it?"

A little long but I feel it will stand the test of time.

[abbey147]

absolutely. also, its the only pick up line anyone will ever need. you're streamlining the world of social interaction!