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Left Handed day, dammit!
This is the first time I actually remember without some random person congratulating me three days later! I think I deserve a Nobel Prize for this huge contribution to the human race... I would totally win in the "useless data" category :D ( Read more... ) -
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It's midnight over here, and I couldn't continue writing my story because I was remembering every piece of shit in this crappy country. Going to sleep. -
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...Because I'm sad about Encyclopedia Dramatica's demise. Which is funny, because I always thought of it like a scary, but wise place where you would laugh at risky 9/11 jokes and find out about the most fucked up minds of the internet...and I know there's still Oh Internet, but is not the same thing ( Read more... ) -
Scarring the little kids
This morning, I had bread and cheese. That was my breakfast ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: National Pi Day
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Writer's Block: Say What?
3. "Mohammed was chinese, right?" Somewhere, a muslim is crying.
2. "Are you a real life version of Fringe?" Countless times I asked why, but he never really explained.
1. "Is she a guy or a girl? Either way, she looks like my horse" Said by a guy in the subway to a woman he obviously didn't knew, and referring to me. That day I had my (waist lenght ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Play Catch
If my lovely french puddle had the gift of oposible thumbs, she would definetely use her new ability to open the fridge and eat all the human food. In that scenario, we would come back from work and school to find her stuffed to death, or in the middle of a mortal case of diarrhea...either way, I'm glad she has no human hands. -
Writer's Block: Ready for Your Close-up
Morgan Freeman! He would be a perfect 19 year old girl!
But seriously, as long as she acts well I have no complaints about looks, age, or the kind of character they're stuck with. That's why I would be happy if Amy Adams picks up the proyect (because I know Merryl Streep is too busy).
As for the plot, it would be an epic steampunk adventure about ( Read more... ) -
Oh dear
I just realized I'm still no Shakespeare: when I try to write in a presumptuous manner, like I do in spanish, the result is a dish of pasta. all scattered on the floor. That makes me look like an ignorant who tries to be intelligent. I don't want to look like that ( Read more... ) -
I've been assimilated. Resistance was futile.
Random person's log stardate four random numbers point one random number.
I've been watching the story of a starship in a distant future commanded by an adorable chubby dick who would date a broom with a skirt, an almost souless half alien that looks like a brunette Legolas and a doctor that's always wandering the bridge for no reason. My purposes ( Read more... )