I've been watching far too much of The Office lately.  Forty-one episodes in a week and I shouldn't kid myself that I'll probably be watching more after this entry.  My favourite foods right now are 35 calorie hot dogs on lettuce leaves with sauerkraut, 70 calorie fudgesicles, and Strongbow.  When I get up in the morning I like to stroll into my ( Read more... )

Turistas is a terrible "horror" movie.

Shortbus is equally horrible and proved that Sook Yin Lee should never, ever, ever, act.  Ever.  The movie also pointed out that regardless of the amount of sex you put on screen at the same time as Sook Yin Lee, it will not omit the fact that she needs to be put in a very large box.

Lastly, Spectro AcneCare is ( Read more... )

I'm trying to figure out what cell phone to get and I've broken my choices down to these three(ish):

Samsung A720 or for another $49.00, Sweet Jam SPARK
Samsung A950
And maybe LG 490

Any suggestions?  Each of them have their pros and cons for me, but has anyone had a problem with Samsung?  I've used LG for a while and I like it a lot, but it also doesn ( Read more... )

Stealing from Pajiba (who stole from Friends) I've wasted the last half hour creating my own Top Five.  The Top Five in question is the list of celebrities that you and your partner (if you have one, otherwise if you get one) agree upon that you are allowed to sleep with if, for whatever unknown reason, you get the chance to.  My list began at 25 ( Read more... )

Best movie trailer ever.  Sheep killing humans is rocking my world right now.  I especially enjoyed the one that tore through the front door.  Movie spoof gold.

I tried to watch Because I Said So earlier which tested the very core of my patience in every fashion.  This film played with my anxiety like none other before it.  Diane Keaton's high-jinx ( Read more... )

I mean it's no surprise, really, that I'm in love with Hung Up by Madonna.  I mean really.  It's two years old and it used to be popular during a time when I distinctly remember not liking it because it was popular.  So now that I'm safe from admitting defeat when it was popular I can then deem it worthy of my time.  It makes sense, right?

And how ( Read more... )

This one is very short, only because I just, just watched it and thought, "Why not!"

Borat
Adapted Screenplay
What can I say?  It's Borat.  The concept of being disappointed is not possible.  And since everyone saw this movie about three months before me--some more than once--I am only going to take this time to review my favourite moments:

- The ( Read more... )

I always, always, always surprise myself when I call things that are totally true.

You know when you lose a sock or like...a CD!  Yeah, a CD is a better example.  You lose it and go, "Fuck, who did I lend that to?  Or did I just lose it?  When was the last time I listened to it?"  And you kind of go crazy looking for it for like an hour to no end ( Read more... )

I have just woken up from this serious downer of a dream.  I was in class, I guess--yet it was class set in a post-disaster world where people can take whatever they want from shops because everything's going to shit--but it was class all the same.  And we get our final poem assignments back--meaning my banana poem.  And I get 72% which, really, ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I'm back.  I know it's been a...while...since my last Oscar thingy.  But I figure no one's really reading them and I wasn't feeling very inspired--again--so big deal.  And then I decided I'd write about the movies I felt the most passionate about and then leave the others for last.  So, once again--if you're interested--is...

Half Nelson
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