-002 // hot foreign exchange student (her English is bad)

[sapphic_hero]

Guten tag! It is perhaps not so very good to join new school so late in year. But I am happy to be here! I am Ursula Zandt from Austria. I am exchange student.

Anyone feels like showing me about the grounds?

Comments

[autistic_genius]

You're from Austria? Really?

I, uh, could show you around. If you want.

[sapphic_hero]

Yes! Austria is my home!

Ja, you show me around! I give you thanks for this!

[autistic_genius]

My name is, uh, Spencer, by the way. Spencer Reid.

[sapphic_hero]

We meet well, Spencer, ja?

What is under the strikes cannot be read by anyone, ever, they're in marker pen!

[fanged_aleera]

Isawyouinthecorridorandyouretotallyhot

Austria? That's where they surf with, like, kangeroos, right?

[sapphic_hero]

We have no kangaroos in Austria? Or surfing.

[fanged_aleera]

Really?

What about those hats with the corks on them? What are those all about?

[sapphic_hero]

...I do not understand.

[runaway_donna]

Are you speaking English?

[sapphic_hero]

Yes, I am speaking English. I know I am not so perfect, but I am learning!

[runaway_donna]

Don't sound like no English I've ever 'eard.

Are you a German?

[sapphic_hero]

I am an Austrian, so I do speak German!

You, you are English, ja? You do not sound American, like all others here.

Go go translator

[i_cantakeit]

Hallo! Ich werde Emily genannt. Ich habe nicht viel Deutschen gelernt. Begrüßen Sie!

That's, like, all I can say! But hey, welcome to the school! If you still need someone to show you around, I can totally do it.

[ooc: Hello! I am called Emily. I have learned not much German. Welcome!]

I don't know any German, I'm doing this very slowly..."Grüß Gott" is an Austrian variant, btw

[sapphic_hero]

Grüß Gott und danke vielmals, Emily!

[ooc: Hello and many thanks, Emily!]

Lol, like I said, go go internet translation!

[i_cantakeit]

Genießen Sie Schulamerikaner?

[ooc: Do you enjoy school American?]

Translation programs are for quitters! xD I do this word-by-word! And it's probably all wrong! xD

[sapphic_hero]

Ja, Ich mag fast alles.

[ooc: Yes, I like most everything.]