In 1887, Sarah Jane was kidnapped by a bloodthirsty gorilla, etc. Repost this or she and her man-ape son will murder you

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ***** THAT KILLED U ( Read more... )

Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please.
You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school.

*Jigsaw's puppet appears on a TV screen*

Jigsaw: "In front of you is a teacher named Mr. Ballzakcs. You have one semester to not laugh at his name. If you even crack a smile while uttering his name, I will spray poison gas into the room."

My sister had her baby. I am an uncle!!!!!

To anyone who wanted me to go to the Italien Feast, I cant go. My sister is in labor and can have the baby any day now. I go to the hospital all the time, so I cant make a trip across the river to Whestchester.

I went online and regestered all my classes. Screw waiting for Orientation ( Read more... )

Snape: Do you know why I've called you to my office, Potter?
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Harry: Because you have a yellow umbrella named Hubbie stashed under your desk, sir?
Snape: ...
Harry: PWNED!!

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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and last, the beginning and the end.

I'm out of paper, could you fax me some?

*Head explodes*