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This is my life!
A friend of mine posted this on her facebook page and then told me to take a look because she knew I could relate. Hilarious.
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Stopped by the store...
Bought a bag of ice and a 48 pack of batteries! Okay, I bought the ice initially because I wanted iced tea... But I saw the peculiar way the store clerk looked at me when he saw I had only these two items, and thought "What the hell!? Let's play with the ice too!"
I have been ridiculous lately, I've been masturbating at least twice daily every day ( Read more... ) -
Working Hard
Today I had a bit of fun little flirtation with a friend, R, while he was at work. I'm sure he was losing his mind having to sit there thinking about how he could have been nailing me instead! Ha!
The talk turned dirty pretty quickly- he is usually the one who takes it there...but today it was mostly at my insistence. At some point during the text ( Read more... ) -
Is anyone still here?
I sorta doubt it. It's been YEARS since I was here. I had a pretty serious boyfriend for about two years and he was giving me almost all the fucking I could handle! I really do miss his cock, err, him- every day. It was really nice to be having such hot sex with someone I loved. Now I'm in desperate need. I just need to be ridden hard and put away ( Read more... ) -
pleased to report
B is back ( Read more... ) -
looking for a man...
who will deal with me not just when i'm happy but when i'm upset about something too ( Read more... ) -
i must be about to start
because i simultaneously feel like crying my eyes out and fucking anything i can get my hands on. *sigh ( Read more... ) -
a blast from your past
Hi kids ( Read more... ) -
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anyone out there? -
i can already smell the sex
I met an awesome guy. This time he really is awesome, and not just cute. We can talk. And it's all great and he's way into me... but he lives in Cleveland. GAH! Why can nothing work out ( Read more... )