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I crack me up
Do you people ever read my tags? The Eve one is killing me. I'll enjoy Danny & Jude next. -
PayPal steals from kidd at Christmas
From my beloved Facebook friends, http://www.regretsy.com/2011/12/05/cats-1-kids-0/
You can go occupy their Facebook wall, and eBay's too.
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Well, fuck today
Wednesdays always suck. You may recall me complaining, because that's what I do ( Read more... ) -
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You know how the answer to nearly any question in natural_living is tea tree oil? The answer to all decorating/furniture questions is Ikea. Now you don't have to ask. -
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C: Hi, mama.
Hi, Chai. Hey, it was so nice of you to come sleep with me last night.
C: You're welcome.
Yeah, it was cold and you were nice and warm, and I stole your blanket.
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Puzzling out the concept of humor
Chai: Mom says I look hull-air-e-us in my underwear.
Gabe:...calculator?
Chai: No. Mom says I look hilarious in my underwear.
Gabe: what's in your underwear?
Chai says no, repeats.
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Come to the Dork Side. We have stupid
Btw, I really dislike Star Wars. I've spent like 11 years looking at goddamned Star Wars toys. So the following exchange is rather embarrassing, and I want all the males to stop watching it. And then one particular male wants to complain about all the changes in the newest money grab edition and AAAARRRGH ( Read more... ) -
what do people have these things for, anyway?
My rescue dog is defective! Every time I put my cold feet under her, she runs away! She's too long, hard & muscular to hug and every time I pet her, she tries to lick me. She barks at passers-by on the sidewalk but not when people knock on the door. She farts constantly (probably because she eats HANGERS) and whines and tries to run away. She' ( Read more... ) -
PharmTechs probably think I'm mad
You must read this while making a face like the happy fellow in my icon who asks for a Tootsie Pop. That's pretty much my expression when I'm happu. So I tootle off to Walgreen's to pick up a prescription. I am already in an excellent mood because it's night time & I have no children with me, it's a lovely fall evening. There are no cars at the ( Read more... )