my life is being destroyed by this huge man with no fingers and a shaved head. he wears lugz and talks in a british accent although he is from arizona. my mom pays him to haunt me and eat my skin. He has only succeeded in chewing off my left side while i was sleeping but somehow all of my organs and other parts survived. he eats the skin only ( Read more... )

well, the day started out pretty well ( Read more... )

chicken tastes like tofu tastes like chicken.

suggest something bake-able please.

its looking nice outside, so i decided to go on a hike. little did i know the weather would be -578375 degrees out.
i took my dog, he enjoyed it a lot.
we ate icicles.

yew nears was a blast.

h i yt t gdpunk.

"im sorry sara, but i think i've sponked." -my mother

the thing i hate about football games is how everyone cheers really loudly when someone on the team theyre rooting for is doing something good during the game.

friday night i went to morgans house and gave her and kyle their presents. they liked them.

Step 1: Put your music on random, and play ( Read more... )

we're staying another day in virginia because when my mom asks what i want i always say i dont care, whatever you want, when in actuality...id very much rather go home ( Read more... )