This morning as I was walking to work, I see a woman in the plaza holding a conversation with herself. Not just holding a conversation but physically switching positions from one side to the other so it would be easier to follow? Or at least easier for passerbys to follow it ( Read more... )

I am among the “I can drive myself around in my own car club” again. Thanks to the absolutely wonderfulness of the boyfriend who brought himself a new car, so he could give me the car that is in both our names. Needless so say, yea, I can take myself to the store now. Pathetic when that is the first thing I can think of to do.

I miss Jez.

So I read this in a book this morning.

If Mickey Mouse could fly he'd be Donald Duck.

Does Donald fly often?

MAY DAY MAY DAY..... We are going down ( Read more... )

Why are there aliens on Google today?

Addendum:

And why is my boss singing the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of company B with accompanying tap dance routine?

[071423:32] drumdevilbd: what is that thing u put in ur body when u have heart probs
[071502:54] Pr0fesi0naIWid0w: pacemaker
[071502:55] drumdevilbd: ya,, well, if u were a pacemaker, and took as long to kick in as u did to answer me, somoene would be dead

I believe anyone who uses the MTA as a bathroom facility should be the subject of a public lynching. I’m unsure what mental faculty has to be destroyed to allow someone to believe it is alright to pee in an elevator or better yet right there on your MTA seat when on the subway or bus ( Read more... )

Whenever I see Tim's buddy icon and his butt sticking out of the dog igloo flashes up, I have the urge to sing the "I see London, I see France" song. This is practicularly annoying cause Tim flashes his butt at me every two seconds. So, before I get out the I see London part I have to restart the song. I never get to see France ( Read more... )

I sat in my office today ducking a lot due to the kamikaze beetles (roughly the size of scarab beetles) throwing themselves at my windows. THe windows don't open so they could get inside but you still duck, its is the reflex of something hurtling at you even though there is a piece of plate glass between you and the object. I think this is the ( Read more... )