I feel like im in a karmacoma. Although I don't know exactly what one is. But I think that is the best way to describe it.
Maybe it is just a dense fog.

I saw a red winged black bird today. He was pretty, but he had a strange voice.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Tonight I busted Tim's cherries. I stole his virginity. I took him (meet him) to his first drum corp show, where we went to see the most awesome Jez played her cymbals. Anyway had loads of fun. But I am having a hard time be coherent do to my sleep deprived state.

Yeah, so work sucks and some things never change. I thought that I would be able to get through a month under the euphoria of my three month absenteeism, that and the sheer pleasure of getting out of the house for an extended period of time with a real purpose ( Read more... )

Exciting night in the Mack household. I sit here listening to the sounds of the bed squeeking next door. At least someone is having some fun tonight.

So yesterday I got to spend time with the bountiful Timmy C. The day consisted in a trip to the doctors, where Iwas released back to work (Does a happy dance) and then lunch at DuClaw which was mighty tasty. We continued our trek through Fells Point stopping at Soundgarden for a fruitless search for Polefolder, and then to El Dog Store to see Amy ( Read more... )

This is an important life lesson. I think. I heard this yesterday and I became very confuse. Hope springs in turtles. How so. Are turtles a fountain of hope. If you are hopeless should you buy one. Why does it spring in them. Are they trying to get across a busy road and the hope well up within them so they have the strenght to try and cross ( Read more... )

Test

A wise friend (Timmy C) once (last night) told me that farts had emotions. I was skeptical until this morning. I lay in bed and farted and he was scared. He was weak and feeble like he was afraid of prosecution. Didn't he know we were alone and know one would hear him. Perhaps he was afraid because he was used to the tyranny of my ex- ( Read more... )