If you couldn't tell by the subject I was watching Matchgame earlier and I seriously want to be Charles Nelson Reilly. He is my hero...for realz.

The movers packed soap in with a bunch of candy that I had stashed...like nerds and stuff. So now the candy tastes like soap. The worst part of the situation is it took me like 10 minutes to realize this...and I keep finding myself eating it...like i forget that its soapy. What is wrong with me?

The porno of Sara's life will be called ...

"Another day at the strip club"

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For the past 2 nights I have been playing cards with my grandmother and my stepsister. I need a life...badly.

I just want to let everyone know that my Grandmother passed away last night. She had been fighting cancer for 11 years, which is amazing. She was an incredible woman and an wonderful Grandma. I dont want to really talk about it and I wanted to let you know incase I'm not around for the next couple of days. There won't be a funeral or wake...she ( Read more... )

Is summer seriously almost over? How can that be? I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do....Time is moving too quickly and I feel like I'm watching life from the sidelines....anyone else feel that way?

The only reason for this update is because I am bored and at work. Nothing is new or anything.

BTW: Peter is a whore:)

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