HQ 1090 are my favorite dewey decimals. I have about twenty of them sitting on my shelves at the moment ( Read more... )

These things are not true ( Read more... )

Hi. As of soon I will no longer be paying my cell phone bill. My new phone number is going to be (269) 552-9808. Casey McKenzie and I will be sharing that line, so don't leave me any secret dirty messages on the machine unless it is ok for Casey to hear them too. The same goes for her, if you plan on leaving her any secret dirty messages ( Read more... )

I don't think I ever want Halloween to happen again.

god, there is three boys in my room... i'm so in love with them... will you please bring them to my knees so that i can make the sweetness of their tender bodies? i enjoy chicken, so this should work out well... oh yes, and let huey lewis play through the entire thing! i love his new album ( Read more... )

I rode my bike to school and a bug flew in my mouth. I went to class sleepy and maybe still a little drunk and got overly excited about the secret emotional lives of books, and my teacher sure likes me but the rest of the class thinks I am a nerd. I love going to class but I hate this college. I want to go somewhere that has advisors who don't ( Read more... )

Every time I buy a Salman Rushdie book I lose it before I get a chance to read it. If you borrowed my copy of The Satanic Verses bring it back please. Maybe it is just hidden somewhere in my messy house. Lately I have been staying out way too late and staying up even later, and I haven't been getting anything productive done. I don't hate ( Read more... )

My 21st birthday is this Monday, the 1st. I plan on doing what you are supposed to do, getting progressively wasted in a series of bars, and you should join me if you can. Come watch me jump the final barrier toward social independence. Its funny, I remember being sixteen, and feeling like 21 years old was impossibly far in the future, but now ( Read more... )

Last night we were drinking wine like vinegar until two in the morning, talking about cats and colonialism and the histories of ourselves. I came home to read a book until the sun went up and stayed up and a man came to build a fence by my back door. My cousin flew in from Iran, and her husband, to deliver lectures on animal husbandry to ( Read more... )

Did you know that when you turn 21 they make you buy a new driver's license? Why am I the only one cheap enough to complain about this ( Read more... )