I'm going to England for a week!
I'll be home on the 15th, if you're going to be gone before I get back, I'd like a goodbye!

cheers, mates =)!!

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer ( Read more... )

Jerk!-- I mean JERK!!...i mean...

homecoming week was awesome
i love senior year
now all i have to do is get into college...

The blond fellow said, “We are all natives,” so he can’t be a visitor-because visitors tell the truth, and visitors are not natives. So he’s a native. And because natives lie, at least one of the men must be a visitor ( Read more... )

A woman is vacationing on the Isle of Beguile, where natives always lie and visitors always tell the truth. Three men greet her as they pass. The blond fellow says, “We are all natives.” The guy with brown hair says, “Only one of us is a visitor.” And the man with red hair states, “You are a beautiful woman.” Is she?

Have you ever gone into a restaurant and said "Hey I'll have a coke" and they said "no, we only serve Pepsi" and you said "well FUCK YOU! sonuvabitch. What kind of a dump is this? Well listen fucknuts, I'm going accross the street. I'm gonna go eat at 'Buckets of Shit'. That's right, 'Buckets of Shit'. Their food's lousy, but they serve a COKE!"