I feel trapped ( Read more... )

"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

What if I don't want to shine my bent? What if I think it looks perfectly fine as is?

PPS: Body builders are disgusting.

PPPS: So are spiders I have to kill all by myself in the bathroom when I'm drunk.

Dan is my love-love-lover.

And I love-love-love him.

SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

One day we'll get married, just you wait.

Then you'll think, "Aww, they're SOOOOO good for each other!!!"

And we will be. We'll have two kids, a boy and a girl. But if he gets his way, we'll have 4.

I don't want 4, but he does. We'll see.

And our wedding will be the bestest wedding ( Read more... )

Schwasted.

Had a great time at the wedding.

Got drunk as hell.

G'night bitches.

I'm really proud of myself for being able to completely deconstruct one necklace and reconstruct another using only a needle-nose pliers.

Hooray for problem solving in engineering!

Too much going on to post ( Read more... )

Can I just fast forward 10 years to when I'm married, have a comfy job, a modest house, and children?

Thanks.

*Dan looks at my birth control pack.*

"Spring break........ :( "

Hahahaha.