One of the medicines I was prescribed may cause constipation.

The other I was prescribed may cause diarrhea.

I'm taking an antibiotic for an infection.

But that might cause a yeast infection.

And their answer to all of this?

Eat yogurt.

Wow.

You didn't even say goodbye.

And for Betsy's pleasure, a photo to show they at least had a photo shoot together, so it was a reasonable photoshop moment :D


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It's my birthday!

I could not be more depressed that my birthday is tomorrow.

I've become a snot rocket.

Come close to me baby
Let your love hold you
I know this world is crazy
What's it without you

"Everyone looks up a dick every once and a while."

-Bridget

"Try breaking the rapid cycle of diaphragm punishment that we call laughter by slow, deep breathing between fits of hysteria."

Haha, awesomely worded line.

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