Funniest thing EVER!--
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/pizza.html
100 Ways to Order a Pizza
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 
3. Use CB lingo where ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITTANY!

OMG, THERE ARE CURRENTLY 2 MICE RUNNING AROUND MY DAD'S BACEMENT!! IM NOT EVEN KIDDING... MY CAT MIGHT BE GOOD... BUT HES NOT THAT GOOD!! HELP ME!! SOMEONE HELLLLLLPPPPPP MEEEEEE!! *hates mice*

ttyl

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Well its like 2 in the afternoon on Monday. For some reason I just fell asleep for an hour and now I can't seem to snap out of it. I still could continue to sleep. I just want to wake up! WAKE UP! lol
Thats all for now folks.
Ttyl

Hey... It's me again...

ALICIA IS COMING TO TOWN! lol She'll be home on the 30th... Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ttyl

You Know You're From Canada When...

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk ( Read more... )

Ahhh Britt... Read this, and remember our conversation last night lol...

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be ( Read more... )

Hey you guys, I laughed at this because i found most (if not all) of it to be true...

Your Birthdate: January 13

Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit ( Read more... )

To Each His Own
I cannot change the way I am,
I never really try,
God made me different and unique,
I never ask him why.

If I appear peculiar,
There's nothing I can do,
You must accept me as I am,
As I've accepted you.

God made a casting of each life,
Then threw the old away,
Each child is different from the rest,
Unlike as night from day.

So often we will ( Read more... )