Man...I'm annoyed at myself. Today, Mel and I went to go vote. I wanted to vote yes to gay marriage but on the ballot, they worded it all fucked up. So, when we were finished, we got in the car and melissa asked me about it and it turnes out that I voted AGAINST it! DAMN, I just can't get a puff these days. FREAKIN' IDIOT ( Read more... )

Hmmmmm....I'm kinda weirded out about the whole Ben and I thing. Yes, he pissed me off big time in the past but we still talk about twice a week. Usually it's because I'm drunk and I give him the pleasure of getting one of my drunk dials. So Wednesday night Jaime and I went to The Penalty Box and were drunk as skunks! Ben randmly called and ( Read more... )

It's ME, SARAH-B! What's Up fools? I'm watching this really weird magic show on A&E. They're doing tricks for treats! It's really cool ( Read more... )

Hello GIRLS! Halloween is just around the corner! I'm totally excited about this weekend because my lil' bro is coming to town! He's ready to PAR-TAY! Me too! Ha! Look what the cat powdered up lipsticked up dolled up gucci'd up dragged in! HOW FUNNY! So tonight I went to Target to get a new blowdryer. Mine totally went bonkers the other ( Read more... )

Damn GURLS! I had a boring/really fun weekend. I say that because Friday night was so boring but Saturday night was awesome! Friday I got off work at 6, came home, made some beans and wennies, ate, then crashed out around 8. Saturday morning I went to work at 7:45. Work was actually fun...it was just me and my boss Kathy who is really cool. ( Read more... )

Okay, so you all know about my love affair with Benjamin Turner, right? Well that asshole told me that he had to break it off with me like 3 weeks ago because he and his girlfriend of 4 months were getting back together. He even went into explicit detail about the relationship. I politeley accepted the turndown and went on with my life. Now 3 ( Read more... )

Okay, so I had a wonderful weekend. Friday: Jaime, Martin and I went to the movies to watch "In Her Shoes." It was amazing! We cried way too much! Then we all went to Martin's house and sat on the back porch and drank beer while he blazed up the chiminea and played the guitar and sang songs to us. So Jaime and I left his house around 11:30 and ( Read more... )

SCRATCH THE LAST 2 ENTRIES.......I'M ERASING HIM FROM MY MIND......IT NEVER FUCKIN' HAPPENED! ASSHOLE!

Okay...so last night Ben and I had our second date. He came to my house, got there around 8. I showed him the house and then we made out a lil'. Then we went to the Kool Aid Stand (Beer Barn) and picked up some brewskeys. I got a 6 pack of Coors Lite and he got Killigans. Then we went to Taco Casa then headed back home. He ate then we cracked ( Read more... )

Whut Up Whut Up Whut Up? (In a Money Mike Pimp Voice) How are all you ladies this evening -ehht hent? Let me check my palm pilot...oh...looks like I ain't doin' shit! I want to get the "New and Improved" perm. All it does is give you a slight wave...it's pretty HOT! Julia Roberts is in Dave Matthews Band Video "DREAMGIRL" Weird Oh my gosh! I ( Read more... )