today i stood next to David Byrne and we were wearing the same shoes.


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new years resolution: be as awesome sober as i am drunkkkkk.

popular human names for dogs:
1. Max
2. Charlie
3. Sam
4. Jake
5. Buddy

unpopular human names for dogs:
1. Carl
2. Jonathan
3. Richard
4. Eric
5. Matt

why is this? what names "Max" a cuter name than "Matt"? is it a question of phonetics or of social conditioning? this has always vexed me, but fuck that, i'm a cat person.

i think i just reenacted the entirety of Moby Dick with a mouse in my bedroom.

also, fuck you, Scarlett Johansen. ruin my songs and i'll ruin yr face. also, Fawn is an instrumental.

but what really kills me are these people who love these good, honest things while they are themselves selfish, phony assholes. how do you reconcile those two things? you listen to a song and someone sings "i'm sorry" but its never occurred to you to say it ( Read more... )

two things.

one: i saw There Will Be Blood last night and yes it was my most anticipated film of the year and yes it was magnificent and it surpassed my high expectations and yes Daniel Day-Lewis is a brilliant thing but all i can think about it how badly i want a milk shake.

two: the apartment smells like fish sticks.

top five dudes currently:

1. James Joyce (duh)
2. Nathan Hale
3. Charles Lindbergh
4. WB Yeats
5. dude who lives upstairs. i can hear you walkinggggg.

hahah i'm creepy.

http://www.isitchristmas.com.

this, friends. this is why we have the internet.

its the first day of December and today i started getting ill. my chest hurts and my throat is tickly and i'm crankier than usual. it only just turned wintery and i finally turned my heater on, and it is the worst heater ever. i can't leave it on cos it dries my shit up, but i can't turn it off cos FUCK its cold. thats conundrum one. conundrum two ( Read more... )