So I gave Applebee's the old two weeks, and tonight is my last shift. Ever.

Praise to Allah.

I'm happy--don't get me wrong--really happy, but it's still weird. I've practically lived there for the past year and a half of my life. There was talk of getting me a cot in the back. Really. And it's also a little scary in the "I'm being stupid" ( Read more... )

Anyone's attention piqued?

I can die now.

So, for all of you wondering what exactly I'm going to do about my hastily disclosed "delicate condition"--go fuck yourselves. All will become apparent, and the mysteries of the world will slowly reveal themselves. Like strippers, but without the jungle music ( Read more... )

I'm pregnant

I have to work in four hours. I shouldn't be e-ranting. I should be sleeping ( Read more... )

Tonight I was given the single most compelling reason ever to be a liberatarian.

Good god, fuck the police.

Thank you

It is most certainly my birthday.

(stolen from adrey-N)

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"believes him to be a homosexual! Smurov, despite all his inner turmoil,"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Dustbuster
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
The Family Guy three days ago at ( Read more... )

So I'm rereading Madame Bovary, and I'm feeling a lot of empathy this time around. I've decided that might be bad ( Read more... )