I'm bored. And misery loves company. Want to be my companion?

( Click here. )

I got a job!

...starts tomorrow!

A better journal entry than anything non-fiction I've written in a while.

So yeah. Go read if you give a damn.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/10606672/

Man, oh man--why don't I live in Britain?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3591288

Michael Stipe is going down.

If that pansy-ass little bald man comes into the restauarant one more time and makes some OBNOXIOUS order and wants it "As fast as is humanly possibly"--I will be forced to drastic measures.

Yes, Michael: that's you in the spotlight losing your manhood. And your eyes.

Oh yes ( Read more... )

It's 5:15, and I hope for your collective sakes that you all know your respective and potential children to be home safe in bed ( Read more... )

New job started today--highly exciting. I'm working over at Mia Madonna's downtown, and the place really just makes me wet myself. It's actually a real restaurant (crazy!)--we make all our own shit: dressings, glazes, sauces, the icecream, you name it. Lovely really. And it's not a corporate chain, so there's no such thing as "spec ( Read more... )

So we're all moved in at our new place now.

Don't know where I live? Feel free to ask.

Other news:
- Katie's in debt (I know, I know--that's not news)
- But she's writing again
- She needs a job
- And she has to go clean now.

I went crawling back to Applebee's. Hands and knees to that spinning, evil vortex of cytoplasmic disease that is The Neighborhood ( Read more... )