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Pig Life
Update! In miraculous, bullet-point format ( Read more... ) -
You guys don't get to know what's going on in my life, but...BAM a quiz
I am a cold-hearted hedonistic bitch...but really--- who DIDN'T know that?
Fun is most important in your life.
Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.
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Everybody else was doing it, dammit...
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you. -
Meow but funny.
My LiveJournal SitcomThe sarasvatia Show (PAX, 9:00): sarasvatia (Harvey Fierstein) gets mad at nerdron (Denzel Washington) and decides to join the Peace Corps. The next day, elzorrito (Sammy Davis Jr.)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of firmament (Roy Clark)'s underwear pink. Also, ensurientchaos_ (Richard Dean Anderson) oversleeps ( Read more... ) -
Legit
Happy 21st birthday to me!
Everyone be at my party tomorrow, bitches! -
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And then I got fired, found a house and lost it, nearly killed my family but then didn't, nearly killed a girl with my car but swerved (but I still owe her $6k), failed miserably to win the lottery, and discovered what I guess I've been working up to knowing for a long time now: I have completely fucked up ( Read more... ) -
Mandatory and obsolete
And I a quiet wretch on the verge of war ( Read more... ) -
Yeah, I went there too
Alright folks: get crackin. Fulfill your respective roles.
