[Alternate Title: Prime's Unsolicited Advice Column]

Given: You have questions. I have the answers.

Dear Prime ( Read more... )

I will elongate my vowels ( Read more... )

Remember the Johari thing? Well this is the ugly version.

Go, go GO!

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Sarasvatia

Too often lately I find myself in possession of that proverbial shoulder covered in tears. Couples seem to be shattering left and right, and many of the ones still intact are experiencing some turbulance, gripping their armrests and reaching for the airsickness bags in front of them. These are trying times for matters of the heart it would seem ( Read more... )

...even though they smell.

http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

Yeah, but go there. Seriously.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=sarasvatia

Click it or ticket, bitches.

This one's worse than Christmas.

Jimmy Ray the husband is guilty because the roses he got his wife this year were purchased at Wal-Mart, weren't as big or as pretty as the ones from last year--and the morning-glory was a little forced. Judy Homemaker is guilty because she knows it was forced, and she knows why. She's wilted since last year. Her ( Read more... )

1) List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will ( Read more... )

...unless I exterminate the fool. Meow?


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Too much polymoronic silt ( Read more... )