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So I've come to the conclusion that the reason my life sucks is because I don't own a polka-dot shirt.
I mean... duh.
happy belated halloween. me = drunk mexican. special.
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I am a man today. A MAN! That bread on the table is there because of my manly ability to earn money.
My first paycheck was given to me today. It was undoubtedly one of the most marvelous moments in my obnoxiously short life.
paycheck giver: paycheck.
me: OMG OMG OMG *DED* GIMME GIMME GIMME I NEED THISSSS.
paycheck giver: how...deprived are you?
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Flist, it's official:
I have senioritis.
...as a sophomore. Yep. That's my update. I did a self-diagnosis and everything. :) -
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riff rafff rop
Recently, I realized that my iTunes hasn't been connected to my last.fm since like May of last year. Yeah, um. Whoops. So it's as if I haven't listened to music in quite a while. But not really ( Read more... ) -
EFF DIS.
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i have fourty four babies
Well, this is nifty. I have an RSS feed to my facebook. Now if I ever seriously use my facebook, all my AMAZING, INTERESTING, AND PROVACATIVE ramblings are already there from this livejournal.
Everyone has to read something by David Sedaris. I'm sure most of you have read Me Talk Pretty One Day, but I assure you he has more to offer ( Read more... ) -
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my mouth is bleeding and guys, get this, apple pie is disgusting.
on the bright side, tickets for the NY placebo concert are on sale now. guess who doesn't have a ticket yet? :|
