*sigh*

[sarcasticprose]

All of you have serious babbling issues. I don't even want to remember how I got talked into joining this.

I need a smoke. Oi, you useless, crazy, whining, pink-haired baka. Did you hide my lighter again?

Comments

[chestmonster]

*leers* You're one fine piece of laffy taffy.

[sarcasticprose]

...is that even a word.

[chestmonster]

IT'S TWO WORDS.

And I've got one word for you and it's sizzlin'.

[sarcasticprose]

If it makes no sense, it's probably not a word.

[meifuscientist]

STOP SMOKING YOU'LL DIE!!!

[sarcasticprose]

The only bad part about dying is apparently seeing you insanely hyper creatures.

[meifuscientist]

No, that's actually the good part :D

[sarcasticprose]

Dying must be very miserable, then.

[counterfeit_art]

I do not babble about anything, maybe gossip, but never babble.

Maybe you joined cause...you love everyone here?

[sarcasticprose]

What's the difference.

And, no.

[counterfeit_art]

Big differnce, babble is to say anything of NO USE. Gossip has some meaning behind it. See the difference?

Well ... you were drugged and they dragged you over here and sat you in front of the computer. Then you just got hooked *nod nod* I like my idea!

[sarcasticprose]

Gossip is useless as they are usually lies formed out of enthusiasm. So. No.

That's a stupid idea. That idiot can't carry my weight.

[kenchansquee]

Oji's playground was filled with cigarette butts once. IT WAS GROSS. DDD:

[sarcasticprose]

And I should care because?

[kenchansquee]

BECAUSE SMOKING IS GROSS AND IT POLLUTES THE GROUND. DDDDD:

[sarcasticprose]

Let's see...

No. I still don't care.

[yuki_pwns_me]

SMOKING IS BAD, YUKI.

[sarcasticprose]

Yeah, so you said. Many times now, if I remember right. Should I keep a tally sheet?

[yuki_pwns_me]

If you want your lighter, you'll have to come get it from me.

[sarcasticprose]

...

Forget it. I'll go buy a new one.