Last year I said I'd buy an XBOX 360 when Mass Effect comes out.

Well, it will be out in 3 days.

Damn you Alan! Why couldn't you say it sucks???

All your fault, really.

Five years from now will not be 2012 for them. It will be 2011. It's still a week or two before November 8, 2006, the day after Nathan wins the election.

Back to Basics Toaster

Ok, maybe it's not, but I love breakfast food.

Edit: OMG! Every piece is on the edge! Genius!

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Newest Transformers Movie Trailer

I'll be buying an XBOX 360 when this game comes out.

http://masseffect.bioware.com/gallery/

My therapist said I was a borderline sociopath.

So I killed her.

She was charging way too much to be wrong like that.

http://www.ifilm.com/presents/spiderman3

...terrorists use Alienware computers while the good guys use Dell or HP.

LOLZ

This is funny because everyone knows terrorists use Macs & iPods for their nefarious schemes.

Also, just to let you know, this lj will remain ad-free.

I'm no sell out.

I guess everyone's moved onto vox or whatever the fuck it's called.

Well fuck you guys I'm sticking with livejournal.