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[sardonic_moon]

Am I the only one that notices that every week or two more and more people arrive at this mansion? Now what ever would a mansion want with hundreds and hundreds of people? Perhaps we're all going to be used for some sort of grand ritual

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[verdillack]

Oh, well yeah. I seen that on the Travel Channel too.

You can learn a lot from television. Books are kinda overrated.

They also got something called 'hell money' I think. Hell if I know what it's for.

You got anymore of that communion wine I could borrow, dude? I wanna share it with Tank.

[sardonic_moon]

When's the last time the television talked about the relationship of Alizer and Baal? It's a rather intriguing story actually.

You want to share some of my wine with a tank? Boy you're sad.

[verdillack]

I saw that one! it was on the sci-fi network, right? They only do those low budget direct-to-video movies though. It was probably on right after Land Shark vs. the Wrestling Mummy Women.

No, her tank drinks gas, probably. I need to totally impress her somehow and soon, because I'll be damned if I'm gonna get cockblocked by a kangaroo.

So, you're from Silent Hill too, right? What with you and the blonde dude?

[sardonic_moon]

No you didn't, because the damn story is over 2000 years old, and was lost in the archives of time. (Until they found the scrolls that is.)

Ahh, my most humble apologies.

Yes that's right I'm from Silent Hill. Town was really starting to bustle while I was still there.

What blonde dude?

[halfbakedlunary]

...That's a scary theory, baby. In my experience, at least, sacrificial rituals tend to gather evil energies more often than nice, holy things.

[sardonic_moon]

Oh same thing from where I'm from, so that makes me wonder, is this mansion taking us from our worlds to purge our worlds of what it considers evil?

[itsfrench_bitch]

This would certainly explain a lot. Damn, I really am in Hollywood.

I have faith that only those hippie, bear-hugging, war-hating liberals will be the ones to suffer the wrath of God.

[sardonic_moon]

I don't know. I remember there was this one crazy hag back in my world who was real old time conservative. She believed in whipping children for misbehavior.

Then one day she gets killed by something.

Of course it probably doesn't help her cause that she was trying to summon a demon.

[itsfrench_bitch]

See, she was going about it all wrong. You shouldn's whip your kids, you should strike unmeasurable fear into their hearts. Much more effective, especially since those kids will probably grow up to one day have access to your bank accounts. One minute you're beating your kid senseless and the next thing you know, your life savings have been drained to buy a house in Maui and 1,000 Domino's Oreo pizzas.

[sardonic_moon]

I'm not really one that knows too much of the old hag though. Might want to ask the resident witch here.

[catsuperstar]

I was already used for a ritual once. It's really not that good of an experience...

[sardonic_moon]

Really? All the rituals I've participated in have been most pleasurable.

[catsuperstar]

What were they like?