• Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
• Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
  Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
  Napoleon Dynamite: Dang!... You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
  Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
• Grandma: ( Read more... )

• Young Patches O'Houlihan: Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.
• Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob!
• White Goodman: Cram it up your cramhole, LaFleur!
• White Goodman: You happy? Fatty make a funny?
• Patches O'Houlihan: You all are about as useful as a poopie flavored lolly ( Read more... )

The Soundtrack to Your Life SurveyMake a soundtrack for your life, matching songs with the following ( Read more... )

*you were everything, everything that i wanted. we were meant to be, meant to be, but we lost it. and all the memories, so close to me, just fade away. all this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.* -avril lavigne ( Read more... )

I was reading the bible today (not something i do as often as i should) and i came across this passage in Proverbs... i think it reigns especially true these days when there are some who are clearly not on the path of righteousness while others are trying to take the high road, if you catch my drift. all i can say is that i'm praying for you people ( Read more... )

1 John 4:10-11

• This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins. Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.

Our love can and should grow in knowledge. The bible says: Philippians 1:9-10:

• And this my prayer: that your love may abound more and more in ( Read more... )

wow last night i had the best dream ever.. i thought his dad's car was in the parking lot and it turned out it was him... wow we took pictures in one of those little booths. i want it to come true.. hahah...dont you hate that when you have really good dreams and then you wake up and find they are bull shit!!! lol ( Read more... )

WOW THERE ARE SOME SAD MOTHERFUCKERS IN THIS WORLD. repeat after me: WE NEED TO TALK. i'm sick of hearing shit from other people about what you think of me and i'm sick of you making up the dumbest shit i have ever heard!! whatever that dumbass "patrick o leary" said last night was just about the stupidest things i have ever heard... as for saying ( Read more... )

the definetion of grunge music by trey parker: psuedo-crappy music made by people affected by adverse weather ( Read more... )

june: started off slow... until i realized "wow this is a waste of my time" i really didn't have much fun... after that, or sometime during i think i saw that someone wasn't right for me and never would be. we were just too different. its okay though i learned about my self and other people in the process.. so that was nice. the rest of june was ( Read more... )