I'mma buy a fuschia and violet zoot suit wth plum leopard print cuffs and collar, get a royal purple top hat, and a four foot cane with a massive amethyst on it... Then I'ma put on my rollerblades and be "BLADE PIMP!" Fighting for cheap liquor, fast cars, and clean hookers for soldiers everywhere! My moves will be the "Where's My Money?!" Pimpslap
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