A lot has been said about how to prevent rape:
Women should learn self-defense.
Women should lock themselves in their houses after dark.
Women should wear clothes in public.
Women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short skirts.
Women shouldn't accept money for sexual favors.
Women shouldn't leave drinks unattended.

How about:If a ( Read more... )

1. Tell her she's beautiful, every 12 minutes, until she stops returning your phone calls ( Read more... )

Alright, so it’s late at night and I feel like a sandwich. That is, eating one. So I go into the kitchen, get the bread and whatever else out when I realize I can’t find my mayonnaise. It’s true that I could have settled for Hellmann’s Light, or even Miracle Whip Light, but everybody knows that Hellmann’s Light and Miracle Whip light taste like the ( Read more... )

My handy PDF dream dictionary has just informed me, unfortunately, that I am going to die. Well, actually, that I must avoid all modes of travel for a short period as I am most likely going to die. Since walking is a mode of travel, that although I don’t use anywhere near as often as most, but still pretty fucking frequently, like, every day, ( Read more... )

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10 Things That Bring Me "Joy"

1. Morphine
2. Studying
3. Teaching
4. Exploring
5. Understanding
6. Vicodin
7. Writing
8. Imagining
9. Driving
10. Aspiring

Like a few other things, I feel passionately for Politics.

Ryan Bingham has won the local Mayoral race. The rage and sheer disgust I feel for humanity as a result has completely overwhelmed my entire capacity to articulate my thoughts into anything more than various connotations of the words FUCK and BULLSHIT. Somebody please, please wake me the ( Read more... )

Your Personality Is
Artisan (SP)You are both grounded and flexible. You adapt well to new situations ( Read more... )

Band/Musician: A.F.I ( Read more... )

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