My Human received a glass tube of those tasty crunchy green things yesterday, along with some of those soft red things that taste bad. But she was very selfish and would not share!! She just tied a dumb looking red bow around the glass tube and put them high up where I could not reach. *pouts* But what she didn't know was that I took a big bite ( Read more... )

Humans are entertained by the strangest things.

I was at my post at the window last night when lots of Giant White Things started swirling off of the roof of the place next door. Well, obviously I assumed that an attack was being mounted on my territory!!!! The Giant White Things were swirling around and trying to BREAK IN!! So I had to make ( Read more... )

I am feeling craaaaaaaAAAAAAzy today. I do not know what is wrong with me. I think I am getting what Humans call "Cabbage Fever" (I think that's right? Something to do with getting fussy in the wintertime?) I hope that the cure involves me getting to eat cabbage. I like cabbage. And lettuce too. But now we are getting sidetracked ( Read more... )

I am sorry I have not updated in a while. I imagine you have all been wondering what has become of me! But let me just say that I was correct in my suspicions that something was up back in August.

The world I grew up in is gone!!!! GONE, I tell you ( Read more... )

So - yeah. That whole chicken thing. I have it figured out. It is simply another facet of my whole Cute demeanor. It is considered Cute by my Human and her associates if I sit politely before eating Chicken. I am not yet sure why, but every time I sit properly, I get the Chicken for sure, and sometimes get applause (always good) and often get ( Read more... )

Today my human was making Chicken and I walked over to ask if I could have some. She held a piece out but wouldn't let me have it!! She just kept saying "Sit! Sit!" So, fine, I sat, whatever. THEN I got the Chicken ( Read more... )

After several days of my constantly pacing the floor and keeping watch on the perimeter of the house, my Human has reappeared!! I had attempted to ask the Terri-Yan human about the whereabouts of MY Human, but I simply got well-meant reassurances and extra throws of the feather-leopard ball. (Although I DO love a good romp with the feather- ( Read more... )

Um... WHERE IS MY HUMAN ( Read more... )

There was a direct invasion on the House today. It was early in the morning - that Sun thing was barely making light - when I heard a soft rustling outside the spare room window. When I jumped up (gracefully, of course - that candle holder that fell over was hit by a gust of wind) onto the windowsill to take a look, I SAW IT - a RABBIT had DARED ( Read more... )

My Human keeps looking at me in that pitiful way every time she walks by. So what if I'm sprawled out on the floor for hours? YOU survive these 80 degree temperatures wearing a fur coat. But I digress - I know that she cares about my discomfort. I can tell by those tiny iceberg things floating in my water bowl. But the heat is just ridiculous ( Read more... )