My Human was doing the dishes yesterday, and these scary tiny things she called Bubb-Bulls kept popping out from the Sink-Thing, floating through the air and chasing me. Strangely, they seemed rather easy to defeat, for when I took a swipe at one with my paw, it vanished almost immediately, leaving only a slight bit of stinky goo behind that did ( Read more... )

Oh, it is hot. H-O-T, I tell you. I have said it before and I will say it again - you try getting through the Sum-Mer wearing a fur coat. I have been lying prone on the wood floor all day long, and I do not even budge when my Human steps over me. She put tiny floating Iceberg Things in my water bowl, which I used to think was weird, but now I ( Read more... )

What in bloody tuna is THIS???


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Okay. Look. It's not like I'm going to go outside and then never come back. (I mean, I'm not dumb - I know where my food is.) I KNOW it aggrevates and worries you when I run outside, especially at night 'cause you can't see my lush dark fur in the midnight shadows, and all that jazz. But it's not my fault that you have yet to figure out how ( Read more... )

Oh, dear.

I was a little too enthusiastic with the Caterpillar On A String last night, and when I yanked it down from the loft as I was simultaneously jumping down from the loft, I smacked my toe really, really hard, and it hurt when my Human tried to check it for me. Stupid Caterpillar. I should've stuck with Pinky The Mouse but I cannot find ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to my Human!!!!!!

So, does this mean that I get extra treats today,
or does that only happen on my birthday?

Just checking.

THE GIANT LOUD SUCKING MONSTER HAS RETURNED ( Read more... )

I DID IT ( Read more... )

It has been a good couple of weeks for me. I have been getting lots and lots of exercise with the Will-Yam around more - except he keeps trying to get me to climb the ladder to the loft. This is not going to work, but I will humour him as it seems to make him happy. I mean, if I stand there looking upwards pitifully, and I do this long enough, ( Read more... )

THE GIANT LOUD SUCKING MONSTER TOOK AWAY ALL OF MY FURBALLS ( Read more... )