So I went and wrestled one of those monster things... That's not nearly as much fun as I thought it was gonna be. Thing tried to kill me. You'd think it'd know what wrestling was. But I showed it who the boss was. Tore up my arm pretty good, but that's fine. Chicks dig scars, right? Yeah-heh.... So, I think I might need a doc to come look at this ( Read more... )

Well that was a load of fun. Being  a kid was interesting the second time around. Ah, I'm kinda glad it was short lived though. The bigger body is better for boarding. Speaking of which... If I can't board, what IS there to do in this place? I've chased some of the critters around here for the fun of it... I got bored. Only so much fun you can have ( Read more... )

Cool, where's this place? It's like... a city'a kids 'r something! AWESOME! Hey, anybody playin' any cool games 'r anything? Hey, it's kinda dark and scary down here... Cool! What? Is it like Halloween 'r somethin'? I need a costume!

[ooc: Psymon, now age 7, enjoy]

Alright, who put the engine oil in the floor? I think I pulled a muscle in the slide. Nice work!

And, uh, what's with the kids? Yeah, crazy little buggers are running around everywhere! I'm about to start causing some trouble with those little devils if the parents are lookin'.

So, I've been sleeping in this abandoned building. Not so bad. There's a big spider in the room I chose for my bedroom. I named her Darlene. She's a pretty black thing. I swear she's gonna bite me while I'm sleeping one day. Might kill me. Eh, women. What'cha gonna do? Also, there's this massive dust bunny in the corner. God I swear that thing's ( Read more... )

 What's with all the chocolate and stuff going around. Is it time for that love holiday again? Already? Time sure flies when you're having a blast. I didn't get anybody anything on the count of that I don't really know any'a you people. I met a few of ya, but that's about it. And Psymon Stark does not do Valentine's cards. Sorry, snowcones, I don't ( Read more... )

So where's the closest burger joint? Need to refuel. Also, still haven't found my board. Which one'a you weirdo's got my baby? I'll tear ya apart when I find her.... Nah, I'm kidding. About the tearing you apart thing, not the board. Seriously, still missing, need that back. ASAP, flapjack.

[sound of a couple of buttons being pushed and then a smack to the top of the terminal.]

Look a computer, better use it... or destroy it. Eh, use it first, destruction later, right pal? Haha. Yeah, I knew you'd agree. I think it's recording what I say... What do I have to say?

[A brief pause filled with unnerving humming]

Oh YEAH! Hey, where’s this ( Read more... )