People are idiots. I'm realizing that a lot of people don't have some higher strategy, but seem to operate more based on feelings & contextual logic. What's the point of being alive if that's how you're going to live?

Oh well, it's only to my advantage, I guess, as I destroy them at life.

mwahhahahah

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul ( Read more... )

I love midterms! I love all the stress, deadlines, feelings of being overwhelmed, panic, et cetera. I love it because the strong always pull through. And I'm always one of the strong.

HAHAHAH!!!

*I know you can be "overwhelmed", & you can be "underwhelmed", but can you ever just be "whelmed"?
*I think you can in Europe.

Northface is pretty.

I'm about to begin orientation, starting the process of becoming a nice person.

Let the party begin, bitch.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is quite likely the most annoying person I have ever laid eyes and/or ears on. Although, Patrick told me that she was named the New Jersey Republican's "Babe of the Month". I enjoyed laughing at that one. I love the irony about Republicans claiming some superiority on family values, & they're usually the biggest skanks ( Read more... )

Today I got car insurance & opened up some new bank accounts. The bills will start piling up.

Wow! Being an "adult" is so much fun!!!!

I bought a car last night! I'm so excited. I think I'm going to name it Brynne.

But I swear, if I hear Gwen Stefani one more time, particularly "Hollaback Girl", one more time, I will kill someone. I am totally serious.

Years of clenching & grinding my teeth were very fun. But now I have my jaw wired shut. I had surgery last Wednesday where my maxofacial doctor cut my jaw in half. The swelling has finally begun to subside, & I'm growing accustomed to the constant emptiness in my stomach, even when I've just finished a meal of apple sauce or refried beans pureed ( Read more... )

I am about to become a college graduate. These are the things that I have learned in my twenty-one years ( Read more... )