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Dear Facebook,

Ok, I know. I have talked a whole ton of shit about the ads you display. But for fucks sake, is this creepiness really necessary?

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Heya!

You think maybe if you didn't spend all of 2006 prancing around the General Lee, looking like a whore, people wouldn't be talking so much about how you turned into a porker? This all seems like kharma if you ask me, I'm just sayin'

I hope you learned your lesson

XOXO
Tilly

I love it when my mamma tells stories. How she hitchhiked from Baltimore to Portland, how she got kicked out of the hippie commune for buying peanut M&Ms, and my favorite, how she used to hang out with Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead (and how he used to roll the tiniest joints mamma had ever seen). Growing up, all I could ever hope for is that I ( Read more... )

i think its about damn time i start updating ...

Tyra is looking for me! Americas Next Top Model is having a casting call here in Portland so you know I'm there.


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Well, it’s my birthday, and if anyone wants to know the perfect gift …

Or just swing by Saturday for karaoke at Grandmas on 41st and Holgate around 8ish