A woman and a minister are in an elevator together. After the doors close, the woman turns to the minister and says "won't you make me feel like a true woman?" So the minister takes off all of his clothes and says "Now fold those."

I guess it's about time to write something in here again. I've been rebelling against blogging since all I ever hear about anymore in myspace. I think everyone in the world is on there now. Blah ( Read more... )

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i was finally social tonight, which was great ( Read more... )

i went to boston saturday. adam never answered his phone, so i hung out by myself, which was fine. i did well at navigating and not getting mugged. i think the most enjoyable part of the day was sitting in the public gardens and reading more of how to be alone. i'm in love with jonathan franzen. so i got home, finished my book, watched a ( Read more... )

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tomorrow is going to suck. i've had a horrible tummy ache tonight and haven't been able to go to bed as a result. but i was watching the weirdest british movie. it was decent and had a cute british dorky guy ( Read more... )

i think i want to go to boston more.

i'm a little sleepy and all i came home with was two extra subway tokens. i think that must be a first.

it was incredibly good though. i've thoroughly enjoyed my vacation. it is going to be enormously difficult to get my ass back to work in two days....

i'm mostly just too drunk to try to go to bed. i know because i already tried. i've drank too much so far this vacation. i haven't really drank that much over the past few days, i've just had too much tonight. i went to mc's and then the inside out club tonight with jess, adam, and evan. the fact i'm having so much difficulity typing is ( Read more... )

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