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I thought that I had maintained my hold on my ancient videocassette copy of Romeo Must Die, starring Jet Li and the late great Aaliyah, but either it has mysteriously disappeared, or, more likely, I got distracted by the taped, grainy SNL reruns on the myriad of videos lining our basement shelves. Unlike most families, we do not own many DVDs. This ( Read more... )

In a voluptuous feeding frenzy akin to the larger-mouth bass found in the tropical Keys, I went o a rampage and ate like 4 packs of these awesome Hello Kitty fruit snax. That's like 400% of my Daily Vitamin C! And also like 10 Hello Kitty heads!

The Giving Tree
By Shel Silverstein
Ultra-Condensed by Dan Donahue

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I can't believe you cut that tree down, you jerk.

THE END

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Computer-adaptive tests require that you answer every question in the order it is presented. You can't skip a question and go back. The computer selects the next question from a large pool of available questions based upon your previous responses.

YEAH RIGHT THAT SUX

This is not working out as well as I'd hoped.
What would the difference be if I had written 'as I hoped' instead of 'I'd hoped'?

Anyway: London.

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I drink Jim Beam and a cola product (Diet Pepsi or Diet Coke, it's what my mom has lying around), and I watch YouTube.

Christopher Walken is awesome

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Also: Has he ever looked young?

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He's better than even Fred Astaire.
And I HAVE to see Hairspray. Who's coming with me???

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I tried reading H.P. Lovecraft but turns out he's a real big racist. Shiiiit.