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[sastin]

It's really not fair that Billy got to sex up Orlando's navel and I was stuck smiling and waving and looking at Elijah's like an ass. I also didn't get to make out/molest/harass/grope or sex any of my costars along the way. Orlando, on the other hand, seemed to make out just fine. Jesus. Where's the fun in that? It's like when you walk down the

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[orlando_bloom]

I WAS NOT MAKING OUT WI.....oh wait. nevermind.

[sastin]

Why oh why do I have trouble believing that...

[orlando_bloom]

But I wasn't! *puppy eyes*

[sastin]

So I suppose that icon is just the two of you seeing who has the better tasting chapstick?

[sharpe_bean]

I love Sam.

[sastin]

Sam loves(d?) Boromir.

[sharpe_bean]

Oh fuck that's right. I'm dead. You know you should try killing Sam off. Death scenes seem to be the only way to get some action around here (specifically with Aragorn).

[sastin]

Death kind of puts a damper on the relationship, doesn't it? Do you suppose if I let Sam die in Frodo's arms I'd get a kiss out of it too? Or maybe I could fall in a river and need mouth to mouth. Oh the possibilities. Too bad filming ending years ago and reshoots are over.

[mir_otto]

You can take my flower, Sam. ;)

[sastin]

Miranda! I knew there was some woman out there crazy enough to say it ;)

[mir_otto]

And of course that woman would be me. :) I do love Sam, though.

[carla_gallo]

DAMN you beat me to it!

[c_parker]

You are clearly advertising. What are you trying to say?

[johnny_depp_]

GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY!ALLTHEWAY!

*exits stage*

[sastin]

How incredibly observant...

[johnny_depp_]

*taps head* I'm bright!

[johnny_depp_]

Moon at them. Seriously. It works.