Since it seems to have been about a month since my last update I figure I should get to it again. Plus, the abundance of sugar that I have in my system right now makes for a wonderful stimulant ( Read more... )

Ahem.

There will be no stealing of my child, thank you very much :-p

I was sure that I was going to wake up and it would all be a dream.

However, the constant throbbing in my head illustrates otherwise.

I have no idea how old I am today. Let's keep it that way, okay?

For those of you that have seen Fifty First Dates I will squash all rumors of wet dreams and steroids right now. Those muscles were home grown and as far as the wet dreams go, well... I'm glad puberty is over. Oh, and any requests for the titty dance are welcome. Just don't make me speak with a lisp anymore. After doing a few shoots of that it's ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday early, Elijah ( Read more... )

So I FINALLY broke down and went out and bought a new computer. And then it took me about a week to figure out how to get on the internet with it. I think now I'm getting the hang of it, though, inbetween games of Bejeweled, which is apparently the most addictive computer game in the world ( Read more... )

I really did start this with all good intentions of keeping up with it. And then my computer turned into a mechanical monster from hell, and AOL decided that it's sole purpose in life was to torture me until I couldn't stand it anymore, and since then I haven't been very on top things around here ( Read more... )

First and foremost: Hugo, I feel your pain. I have a strong hatred for clown fish now ( Read more... )

I've concluded that wrapping paper is the most foul, unsightly, evil creation in the world. Forget the one ring. I think I spent three hours locked in my room trying to wrap presents while the kids were watching Finding Nemo last night. I did a beautiful job on myself, all decked out in curling ribbon and bows, but the presents didn't fare half as ( Read more... )