This is me talking endlessly about how wonderful Sean is. Really, it is.

[sastin]

I've concluded that wrapping paper is the most foul, unsightly, evil creation in the world. Forget the one ring. I think I spent three hours locked in my room trying to wrap presents while the kids were watching Finding Nemo last night. I did a beautiful job on myself, all decked out in curling ribbon and bows, but the presents didn't fare half as

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[orlando_bloom]

Evil fat hobbit.

*sto*

[sastin]

It's stupid fat hobbit, now get it right!

:-p

[orlando_bloom]

Ok, STUPID fat hobbit.

[sastin]

Much better. Honestly Orlando, if you're going to try to insult me you have to do it properly. ;)

[sharpe_bean]

This is me talking endlessly about how wonderful Sean is. Really, it is.

Hmm....Why don't I believe you?

[sastin]

I have no idea. Everyone knows I'm a perfectly honest, truthful, angelic little man.

O:)

[sharpe_bean]

*raises an eyebrow*

[livvie_tyler]

no.

[sastin]

:(

[livvie_tyler]

:-*

[sastin]

:-D

[ljviggo]

For some reason, wrapping presents is a task that confuses me to no end. Really, the skills are beyond me. Mostly I just use that fabulous creation known as the gift bag.

[c_parker]

Viggo! Just think of it as a way to express your artistic tendencies. You can work with a 3-D canvas! Why give regular gifts when you can give away works of art?

[sastin]

Craig, you really mustn't encourage the poor dear.

I would much rather have a gift bag than a ahem 'work of art'

[c_parker]

Now now, Sean. Tis the season to be jolly; don't be a drag.

[mir_otto]

When in doubt, go for the plastic bags.

Mine? Mine? Mine?

[sastin]

I hope I never see another seagull for the rest of my life.