I was finally tricked into getting a screen name: ThatsMrAstin. Learn it, love it, IM me sometime and we'll compare notes on Elijah's ass. Or we could just talk about politics, religion and how the Democrats are completely screwed, but Elijah sounds a lot more interesting, don't you think?

Now who was it that said they'd give me their flower

It's really not fair that Billy got to sex up Orlando's navel and I was stuck smiling and waving and looking at Elijah's like an ass. I also didn't get to make out/molest/harass/grope or sex any of my costars along the way. Orlando, on the other hand, seemed to make out just fine. Jesus. Where's the fun in that? It's like when you walk down the ( Read more... )

Hey, I was in Goonies. A couple of other movies along the way, but if you don't know Goonies than you're missing out. Oh yeah, and that one Rings movie. I guess that may be well known ( Read more... )